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- If you do not love Science, you will be shot.
- If you do not respect the guards, you will be shot.
- If you use too much flattery, you will be shot.
- If you throw snowballs too hard, you will be shot.
- If you make tasteless jokes, you will be shot.
- If you turn into a Shadow Dragon, you will be shot.
- If you do not laugh at the guard's jokes, you will be shot.
- If you have a gun, you will be shot.
- If you whisper, you will be shot.
- If you spill blood in the science room, you will be shot.
- If you break a rule and do not inform the guards, you will be shot.
- If you mention the mansion, you will be shot.
- If you make the guards think too hard, you will be shot.
- If you smoke, you will be shot.
- If you pee in the snow, you will be shot.
